Today we’re going to discuss Balls… the boys, twins, nads, testes, testicles, scrotum, sack, bollocks, yarbles, gonads, nuts, huevos, cajones, the other half to a guy’s collective Junk! …etc.
Not saying “man, you’ve got BALLS if you’re going to do/say <insert crazy thing here>”
But what they are, what they do, and how to please’m. After all, one of the differences between good oral sex, and great oral sex is not forgetting the balls.
Who: Testicle, from the Latin Testiculus, from Testis meaning “witness”. In Roman times it meant that if you only had ONE witness the account was thrown out of court because it could have been made up. Thus why you need TWO people as of today for legal documents (like marriage certificates) to make them official.
When: In utero during gender development these cells (which are homologbus ) can become ovaries or testicles, in the end they serve much the same purpose. For women testicles = ovaries, sperm = eggs, testosterone/androgen = estrogen and scrotum = labia majora/minora.
What: They are responsible for producing testosterone and androgen (plus other hormones that pertain to hair growth) and of course, sperm. All the fluids surrounding/protecting/carrying the sperm are made by the prostate gland.
Where: Balls are located in a nice pouch, aka scrotum. They aren’t internal organs because the creation of sperm is a temperature sensitive process. If you body needs ‘em to be warmer they shrink closer to your body.
Why to touch them during Oral sex, Masturbation or Sex? Because the reaction is AWESOME.
Quick Note: Guys, if you want people to touch your balls – make sure you bathe, maybe even shave. They become less threatening and weird looking. Plus, I’ve heard after you save, and put powder on them, the sensation is pretty damn awesome. Refer back to here if you need tips.
As a sexual geek, pervert and all around curious person, I’ve spent time just watching and playing (kindly) with balls. They shrink, and move and expand, the sack even reacts like a lava lamp if you do things like lick one side and blow on it.
The sack itself is pretty stretchy and can take some abuse. The testes are REALLY sensitive though so don’t squeeze or twist them around, it doesn’t work like that. You can try these moves though, they’ll feel really great. Just don’t forget – Different Strokes for Different Folks! (hahaha, I kill myself sometimes!)
1. The Seamstress – Lick up and down directly in the center and vary the width of your tongue. All of our girl parts have a partner in the male body. His sack is actually our two inner labia come together and our ovaries formed into the testicles. The “seam” is where the two “lips” joined together in the middle.
2. The Sherlock – Touch the sides as if you’re stroking your chin and trying to solve a mystery. Vary the strokes and the pressure.
3. Windshield Wiper – Place four of your fingers under/behind his balls and move your thumb back and forth on the front of his balls. You can do this with your tongue too.
4. Rosie Palm – Using your palm, gently slide it under his balls back and forth and side to side. Rosie also has 5 Sisters, and if you reach a little beyond his balls to his taint you’ll be a rockstar. He’ll think its weird for about a half second and then give into how it feels, or he’ll push your hand away.
I would go into the AND BEYOND portion more, but it doesn’t really pertain to JUST THE BOYS. All of this info AND MORE can be found in a Jane Blow Oral Sex Workshop! If you’re interested in my workshops, email me! SexpertJaneBlow@gmail.com
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