Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.
If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!
AND I have a review for you! Now, I know what you’re thinking “But Jane, you don’t have a cock! How would you know?” Well fappers, I’ll have you know that I had the opportunity to give a couple of these out to get you a proper review. My Stunt Cocks have compiled their information and I’m here to share it with you!
First off, Fleshlight is the #1 leading male sex tool on market, and I’d say in history. It has MANY different sleeve textures and cases that you can mix and match to truly customize your fap experience. You’ll have ALOT of combinations to try! You can buy a couple of cases, and the sleeves separately. Every now and then they’ll run a special where you can get a few sleeves for a discounted price.
Cases: Blue, Black, Pearl, Clear and STU comes in Gold. Faces: Lady, Ass, Mouth, Jack (which looks like an ass bent over) Mini Maid (which looks like a girl bent over in Doggy Style) and Stealth (which looks like some sort of belly button slit). Textures: Wonder Wave, Ultra Ribbed, Original, Super Tight, Ultra Tight, Speed Bump, Touch, Cyclone, Vortex and their Stamina Training Unit (STU). Colors: They use to come in Mocha, but now only come in Pink and Clear (which they call Ice).
The Stamina Training Unit (STU) is totally intense, they say if you can last 10 minutes in this thing, it is like 20 minutes of real sex. Even the strong willed only last a few minutes the first time they use it. It is that intense for a reason; it helps build stamina.
Clear, or Ice are their see through models – fappers wondered what it would be like if they could SEE what was going on – so FL helped them out.
Sex in a Can! – FL seems to be copying the idea of a Nooner, a quicky, a shorter model and put the idea in a beer type can. So far there are 3 types. Pink Lotus Lager, Abbey’s Secret Ale, and Spread Eagle Brew. But if you pay attention to their Blog (Fleshlife)- you’ll find that they have a few more tricks up their FL sleeves. (harhar)
Flesh Jack! – FL got smart and started to appeal to a Gay Market, these were molded from male parts instead of female parts!
If you are in the mood for something that vibrates, check out their Vibro models.
Last option, and very much not the least notable are their Fleshlight Girls. These fuckable sleeves have been molded from nine different porn star’s pussies (9 and counting) PLUS they have new textured sleeves in them! (Lotus, Twista, & Forbidden), Now, all that fantasizing about Jenna Haze, Teagan Presley, or internet sensation Raven Riley can be almost real!
Before I told you what my Stunt Cocks told me, here are a few tips.
My Stunt Cocks got a FL Vibro Touch!
1. Put your FL in warm water for 10 minutes to make it feel more life like.
2. Only use a water based Lubricant. We HIGHLY recommend ID GLIDE. If you use the 9 oz. pump bottle, one full drag out of the bottle is more than enough. If it starts to get tacky try adding a few drops of water, more lube, or a tip from my Stunt Cocks is to spit in it (“It is about as realistic as it can get”).
3. If you prefer you tools cold, try putting your FL in the fridge instead.
4. Use CORN STARCH (not any other kind of powder) if your FL starts to get tacky after you’ve cleaned it, it will revive the Reel Feel Superskin on the outside. Simply shake some on, and pat the excess off. Find it in the baking isle at a supermarket.
5. ONLY clean it with warm water, don’t use soap. FL says you can use a little rubbing alcohol if you want to spot clean it, but I do NOT think it is a good idea at all.
6. Make sure your FL dries out COMPLETELY before you put it away, you do not want it to mold or anything gross.
7. Need more ideas? Try visiting The FL Forum!
8. Oh, and follow them on Twitter.
9. Fleshlight fans have this technique where they stick it in a shoe and go to town on it stuck in a couch or pillows; FL came up with these in case you wanted to take fapping to a whole new level!
10. If you fap on the regular and get raw from it, tried other Strokers and they left your cock a little rub burned, OR your girl can’t give hand jobs to save her life… you can fap like 8x in a row with the FL and be perfectly fine.
Vibro Out of the Canister.
On the realistic scale, my Stunt Cocks say that it is a solid 9 out of 10. It loses a point due to that it isn’t actually a real woman. We’d give it that point back on the basis that it doesn’t get preggers, but that would be cheating.
FL claims that their design will make it look like a flashlight and no one will be the wiser; but the case is a pretty big and even I’d pick it up if I didn’t know any better. Others have been in and out of my Stunt Cock’s apartments and never gave it a second glance. Also, they say their stealth model will leave people confused if they DID open your FL up… just the texture and color alone will give it away if you ask me.
Cap Off Front View.
I Think I’m going to start bringing it to workshops because the Pink Lady model even has a clit, clitoral hood and labia minora/majora – they DID NOT skimp on the realism.
Side View Cap Off.
Stunt Cock Reviews: One of them has owned tools before, the other was a total n00bie.
The sleeves come right out, and are really jiggly and soft, the case gives it its form and allows it to grip your cock. Personally, the vibes didn’t do it for me so I don’t use them. Very easy to clean, but it takes a few hours for it to dry completely. I try and blow in it to get alot of the water out quicker and dab it with a towel.
It has a cap on the bottom that you can loosen or tighten to create suction and tightness. If you put yourself all the way in it, then close the cap, you push all the air out and becomes like heaven inside.
Bottom Cap Completely Open.
This is seriously the most earth shattering orgasm I’ve ever had (that wasn’t with a woman), it feels so real and so soft. I even stuck my finger in it before I used it, and it felt so real!
It leaves me more sensitive because I’m not using my hand as often to fap, so when I’m with my girlfriend it feels even better. She was worried the FL was going to replace her, but honestly, it makes me want her more.
It took a couple of times since it was my first Stroker tool ever, I have to admit that the 3rd time was the charm to get the ideal amount of lube in there and the right suction… but after that, it was minutes before I had one of the best orgasms of my life.
FL makes me wonder if they’re ever going to make a case with a bend in it to even better simulate Deep Throating. With the cap on the bottom you get a range of feeling between sex and an awesome blow job.
Another cool thing about FL is that it was long, I’ve owned a few before and they are usually too short for me to use.
Role Play is pretty cool, if you’re girlfriend gets jealous, this is your threesome without the other girl in the room. This is also your variety without getting her mad at you (or you cheating). Thankfully, my girlfriend is awesome and understands that men masturbate and it usually means just that.
I was in fap heaven. I did it more than 3x one day and didn’t even notice till I looked at the clock.
If I had bought my FL, it would be my best purchase of the year.
The corn starch thing is a little weird, but the cleaning routine and up keep on it is totally worth it. I’d almost deduct another point and give it an 8 because the sleeves don’t seem like they last very long – Jane will have to update this post if/when I’ll need another one. So far 6 weeks, and it is fine.
Don’t be tempted to use a different lubricant with it, ID GLIDE is the best, and anything else will totally ruin the material. Jane gave me a couple of different water based ones, and I’ve always come back to ID GLIDE for stroker tools.
The Fleshlight case felt really comfortable in my hand, usually with strokers they’ll feel gummy or slip because you have lube on them – but not this one. It was easy for me to hold, and when my girlfriend picked it up it fit in her hands too.
If you browse their site, they thought of everything, the hardest part is choosing what you want to do first. It isn’t my thing but if you want to try prostate stuff they even have a section for that. I imagine the gay guys love FL too.
This FL is the greatest thing EVER since I discovered masturbation. Sliced bread can go fuck itself! If the TOUCH sleeve I got feels this good, I’m curious to know what the others feel like.
There ya go fappers, enjoy! I hope I didn’t forget anything. Ask anything you’d like to know and I’ll have my Stunt Cocks answer your questions.
What I want to know is; What would be your ultimate Fleshlight?
<3 Jane
PS. If you are local to Staten Island, you can get Fleshlights @NitecapVideo.
